User blog:PuNnTaNG/1000 Questions

This took me forever to fill out. Stolen from Shensei.

Basics
1.) Your name: Robin

2.) Nicknames: Rob/bie, Grimm/y, Grell, "G-Man"

3.) Do you like these nicknames?: Yes

4.) Location: United States

5.) Age: 19-20

6.) Birthday: July 24.

7.) Zodiac sign: Leo.

8.) Parents' names: W. (mum) and C. (stepfather)

9.) Siblings?: 2 older brothers.

10.) Pets: None.

11.) Number of rooms in your house: 6?

12.) Religion: Agnostic.

13.) If so-practicing?: N/A.

14.) Male or Female?: Male.

15.) Is your family close?: Yes.

Favorite
16.) Foods: Chocolate, French fries, beef stew, fried chicken strips, baked potatoes, buttered popcorn, lasagna, squid in olive oil, beefsteak, ground beef, fried shrimp, boiled eggs, sausages, crab meat, bananas.

17.) TV shows: DuckTales (1987), Futurama, Robotomy, Popee the Performer, Rex the Runt, and Daria.

18.) Movies: Hellboy II, The Shape of Water, The Man Who Walked Alone, Ladybird, A Christmas Story.

19.) Actors: Doug Jones, Humphrey Bogart, Clark Gable, Leslie Howard, Vincent Price, Jimmy Stewart, Dick van Dyke.

20.) Actresses: Marilyn Monroe, Lauren Bacall, Greta Garbo, Marlene Dietrich, Angelina Jolie, Angelica Houston.

21.) Books: Harrison Bergeron, Child Times: A Three-Generation Memoir, Sherlock Holmes.

22.) Artists: Norman Rockwell, Egon Schiele, Carl Barks, Wayne Barlowe, Cornelia Hernes, Al Hubbard, Lizbeth Rojas, Kacie Hauer, Olya Bossak, Maria Zolotukhina, Minard Maxime, Karina Pavlova, inerfliz, MadRadioHead.

24.) Video Games: ToonTown Rewritten, Alice: Madness Returns, Fallout, Fran Bow, Resident Evil, God of War.

26.) Outfits: Cigarette pants, long-sleeve turtleneck sweaters, trench coats, pointed-toe shoes, military boots, long socks, newsboy caps, sunglasses.

27.) Stores: Rusty Zipper, Etsy.

28.) Sports: I don't care for sports, but I'd have to say baseball.

29.) Colors: Black, dark violet, mahogany red, mustard yellow, tangerine orange, hickory brown.

30.) Numbers: 6, 7, 9, 0.

31.) Websites: Sheezy, Quora, FurAffinity, Fandom.com/Wikia, https://cbarks.dk.

32.) Cartoons characters: Scrooge McDuck.

33.) TV Channels: Comedy Central, mostly for South Park.

34.) Made For TV Movies: Scary Godmother franchise, Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer.

35.) Comedians: Jon Lajoie.

36.) Comediennes: Unknown.

37.) Hair products: No favorites.

38.) Makeup Products: Anything black.

39.) Kind of Pens: Ballpoint.

40.) Kind of Shows: Unknown.

41.) Pieces of Jewelry: Anything that goes around the neck.

42.) Kinds of Soap: Dove.

43.) Kinds of Shampoo: Unknown.

44.) Game Systems: PC.

45.) CDs: 80s music CDs.

46.) Snacks: Doritos.

47.) Past times: Reading.

48.) Things to do on the weekend: Read, draw, watch educational and historic videos on YouTube.

49.) Magazines: None.

50.) Animals: Dolichocephallic creatures.

51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: None.

52.) Favorite sweatpants: Ones that are comfortable and dark-colored.

Stuff
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: Black, comfortable outfits, since I usually stay at home. All of them long-sleeved, including the pants.

54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: I'm not currently in school.

55.) Do you like it?: N/A.

56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: Rusty Zipper, Stanley Biggs, and Etsy.

57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: If I particularly enjoy that man's outfit.

58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: No, I do not care for trends. I follow my ticker.

59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: When I go out, I wear loafers. They don't hurt my feet much and they're easier to put on while also looking stylish.

60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: No.

61.) Do you wear hats?: I wear a newsboy cap when I go outside.

62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: No.

63.) If so, what?: N/A.

64.) Do you wear belts?: Not unless it's necessary.

65.) Do you wear skirts?: Haw haw, no.

66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: No, I do not like to reveal much of my skin. I especially like to save my neck for special people.

67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: Eh... it's decent. Though, I wonder how true Inuits feel about it.

68.) Do you wear big pimping coats?: No.

69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: No.

70.) If so, what is it like?: N/A.

School
71.) What are your grades like?: A+, A, B.

72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: Not in school.

73.) Are you failing anything?: Math, most likely.

74.) Do you take a language?: Yes.

75.) If so which language?: Spanish, but it's mostly done at home. I also try to study Russian, German, and French.

76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: N/A.

77.) Do you decorate your locker?: N/A.

79.) If so, with what?: N/A.

80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: I don't think I did.

81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?: I used to love doodling everywhere I could...

82.) Do you take art?: Yes!

83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: I was usually driven to school, either by bus (if I was able to) or by my mother's car. We only walked on small occasions.

84.) Do you like school?: I used to like the educational aspects, but not the social ones.

86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: Yes, my friends usually went to my school. In fact, in the 3rd grade, my friends were primarily found in my school...

87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: N/A.

88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: N/A.

89.) Do you participate in school plays?: N/A.

90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: N/A.

Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: Light gray. I want to paint it dark colors!

92.) Is it messy or clean?: More clean than messy.

93.) What are on your bedsheets?: ???

94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: No.

95.) If so, of what?: N/A.

96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: Yes.

97.) A computer?: I only bring my laptop to my room in the mornings when my parents are asleep. Otherwise, no.

98.) A radio?: No, but I wish I did.

99.) An alarm clock?: No.

100.) A stereo?: No.

101.) What is under your bed?: My bed is stationed directly on the floor.

102.) Do you have a big closet?: Yes and no. It's in my room, but it's technically my mother's closet since it holds all of her clothing, plus several boxes of stuff from when we first moved here.

103.) Do you write on your walls?: No.

104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: No.

105.) If so, what design?: N/A.

106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: No.

107.) If so, of what?: N/A.

108.) Do you decorate your door?: No, I don't know if I'm allowed to, since this is a rental.

109.) With what?: N/A.

110.) What color is your carpet?: Plastic "wooden" floor.

111.) What are your favorite bands?: Queen, Guns and Roses, Duran Duran, Metallica, Aerosmith, Men at Work, Boyz II Men, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, the Cure, Bauhaus, the Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division

112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?: Yes.

113.) How many exactly?: About 5+.

114.) Do you download music?: Np.

115.) What are your favorite songs?: Obsession - Siouxsie and the Banshees, Loveless - Siouxsie Sioux, A View to a Kill - Duran Duran, Overkill - Men at Work.

116.) Do you listen to the radio?: Yes.

117.) Do you like loud music?: Occasionally.

118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: It's annoying no matter what music it is, but especially when it's music I despise!

119.) Do you like rap?: Occasionally

120.) Do you like country?: No.

TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: Vintage and period-based ones, as well as adult animation, and sci-fi.

122.) Are you a couch potato?: No.

123.) Do you watch the news?: Occasionally.

124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: God, no.

125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: Lucille Ball, Dick van Dyke, Mary Tyler Moore, Betty White.

126.) Do you watch late night TV?: Occasionally.

127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: Yes.

129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: No, not even my mother watches it, and she's from Puerto Rico. She doesn't like Hispanic television much and I don't know enough Spanish to understand everything properly.

130.) What is your take on commercials?: I despise them.

131.) How big is your TV?: About 25"?

132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: Remote.

133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: No.

134.) Do you like dramas?: No.

135.) Do you like comedies?: Occasionally.

136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: They have decent television shows.

137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: No.

138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: No.

139.) Do you watch music videos?: Occasionally.

140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80 s even if you weren t living in the 80 s?: I haven't even heard of that.

Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: Agnostic.

142.) Do you go to church regularly?: No.

142.) Pro-life?: No.

143.) Pro-choice?: Yes.

144.) Are you a virgin?: Yes and I hope to remain that way.

145.) Do you believe in God?: I believe there could, possibly, be a creator out there, or multiple. There could be multiple Gods that curate the universe, such as in Greek and Roman mythology, and the Christian, Jewish, Hindu, or Islamic ones could possibly be the "correct" one(s), but this is unknown.

146.) Jesus?: Jesus was a human being, possibly one that suffered from delusions of grandeur, among other things. He sure was an amazing cult leader, though. /hj. No, seriously, though, I don't believe in Jesus as our lord and savior, but I respect the ones that do, so long as they aren't harming others with their beliefs.

147.) Allah?: No.

148.) Buddha?: No.

149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: No.

150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas?: I prefer the modern interpretation better.

Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: My mother, my stepfather, 2 internet friends.

152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: No.

153.) Who is your funniest friend?: Riem.

154.) Craziest?: Me.

155.) Weirdest?: Me.

156.) Prettiest: My mother.

157.) Fanciest?: Me.

158.) Sportiest?: My stepfather.

159.) Girliest?: My mother.

160.) Mellowest?: My mother.

161.) Stupidest?: My stepfather.

162.) Smartest?: My mother.

163.) Thuggest?: My stepfather.

164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Yes.

165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: No.

166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: No.

167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: Yes.

168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Usually.

169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: No. I tend to influence them, actually.

170.) Are you part of a clique?: Perhaps.

171.) Do you make new friends easily?: No.

172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: No.

173.) Where did you meet them?: Fandom.com, FurAffinity, but we mostly chat on Discord.

174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: No.

175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: No.

176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: No.

177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: No.

178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: Yes.

179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: 1.

180.) How is this survey so far?: Decent.

This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: Bookbag.

182.) Punk/Emo: Punk.

183.) Rock/Rap: Rock.

184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Neither.

185.) Justin/Clay: Neither.

186.) Ruben/Clay: Neither.

187.) Cat/Dog: Dog.

188.) PS/Xbox: Xbox.

189.) DVDs/VHS: DVD.

190.) Cds/Tapes: CD.

191.) Big screen/small screen: Big screen.

192.) Movies at home/in the theater: Home.

193.) Popcorn/Candy: Candy.

194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket.

195.) Real fur/Fake fur: Real fur.

196.) sister/brother: Brother.

197.) Home/House: Home.

198.) Espanol/Deutsch: Deutsch.

199.) Art/Computer: Art.

200.) Laptop/Desktop: Laptop

201.) Pepsi/Coke: Coke.

202.) Orange/Apple: Apple.

203.) Phone/Computer: Computer.

204.) Email/Letters: Email. (Though, letters are cute.)

205.) Big/Small: Depends.

206.) Pizza/Ravioli: Pizza.

207.) Baby/Toddler: Toddlers, I guess.

208.) 16/21: 16.

209.) CSI/24: ???

210.) Superman/Spiderman: Spiderman.

211.) Kilborn/Conan: Neither.

212.) Letterman/Leno: Neither.

213.) SNL/MadTV: SNL.

214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: Jetsons.

215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: LOTR.

216.) Boxers/Briefs: Briefs.

217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants.

218.) Skirts/Skorts: Neither.

219.) Fork/Spoon: Fork.

220.) People/InTouch: People?

Are you
221.) Gothic?: Yes.

222.) a freak?: Yes.

223.) a computer nerd?: No.

224.) a science freak?: Yes.

225.) a sports fan?: No.

226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: Yes.

227.) a class clown?: No.

228.) funny?: Possibly.

229.) serious?: Yes.

230.) intellectual?: I've been told I am by many people I speak with.

231.) an LOTR nerd?: No.

232.) a failure?: Yes.

233.) a success?: No.

234.) a loser?: Yes.

235.) popular?: No.

236.) lazy?: Yes.

237.) outgoing?: No.

238.) shy?: Yes.

239.) friendly?: Usually.

240.) easily annoyed?: Yes.

241.) tolerant of others views?: Depends on how harmful they are when applied.

242.) addicted to crack?: No.

243.) addicted to any other drug?: No.

244.) a partier?: No.

245.) naturally hyperactive?: No.

246.) wild?: No.

247.) sporty?: No.

248.) smelly?: Possibly.

249.) an insomniac?: Yes.

250.) a procrastinator?: Yes.

251.) a criminal?: No.

252.) a crackpot?: No.

253.) a bookworm?: Yes.

254.) hairy?: Perhaps.

255.) good at playing basketball?: No.

256.) in high school?: No.

257.) in prison?: No.

258.) from mars?: Of course!

259.) straight?: Yes!

260.) gay?: Yes! (I'm bi!)

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: Yes.

262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: Unfortunately, yes.

263.) Do you like nuns?: Not religious.

264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: No.

265.) Do you use correct English?: I try to, but I believe it's supposed to be "Do you speak proper English?" or "Do you speak fluent English?".

266.) Hablar Espanol?: Un poquito.

267.) Spien Deutsch?: A little.

268.) Speak English?: Yes.

269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: Yes.

270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: No.

271.) Do you like Russian names?: Yes.

272.) Like Vlad?: Yes.

273.) Homer?: Yes.

274.) Are you a busy body?: No.

275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: I should someday.

276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: I should someday!

277.) Do you like to roller skate?: I might try it in the future.

278.) Who do you wish was president?: Would be interesting to see how Seth MacFarlane would do as president.

279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: Haven't much of a clue.

280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: No.

281.) Are you insecure?: Yes.

282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: Not necessarily, but Greek culture is fascinating.

283.) Roman culture?: Ditto above!

284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: Gothic.

285.) What style architecture is your house?: It's a typical single-wide mobile home, actually.

286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: Unknown.

287.) Do you like to clean your room?: If necessary.

288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: I would definitely be annoyed if I came across that, but I'd be quiet about it.

289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: No, they're very useful.

290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: Not if they're not looking at a clock.

291.) Does anybody really care?: Depends on certain factors.

292.) Who sings that song?: That singer.

293.) Do you like Chicago?: Haven't been there.

294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: According to Google, yes. The Las Vegas Raiders.

295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: About 2013.

296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: Occasionally.

297.) Do you play with dolls?: No.

298.) Do you like Star Trek?: Might watch it someday!

299.) Whats 2+9+9?: 20

300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: Yes.

Money
301.) Do you have a job?: Yes and no.

302.) What do you do?: Freelance illustrator.

303.) Does your boss like you?: It depends on who I'm working with.

304.) How much do you get paid?: SSI pays me a lot of money. Otherwise, I get paid depending on the product they order and if there's a sale for it or not.

305.) Do you have your own bank account?: No.

306.) Do you have a credit card?: Yes.

307.) a checkbook?: No.

308.) Are you a big spender?: Only if I can afford it, but it's usually below $450.

309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: No.

310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: $30.

311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: A Mexican peso would be 5¢.

312.) How about a France?: Depends on the country. A Swiss franc is $1.09, while a franc in other countries are $0, and a Djiboutian franc is 1¢.

313.) Do you really care?: It's fascinating to learn about other currencies around the world, as is learning about other cultures in general.

314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: It's decent. At least I get paid to draw other people's characters... when I do get paid orders, that is...

315.) If you don t have one, do you wish you had one?: I wish I had a permanent and stable job.

316.) Do you wish you had more money?: I definitely do, yes.

317.) Why?: So I can buy more things, of course. If only we didn't need material things to be able to afford people's labor and consumables, but it's necessary.

318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: Dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog.

319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: No.

320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: $1400, thanks to the stimulus checks from Biden.

321.) What are you wearing?: A black long-sleeved shirt with black leggings and black socks.

322.) What are you listening to?: Sound Garden - Black Hole Sun.

323.) Who are you talking to?: Nobody.

324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: Watching YouTube.

325.) How is your hair?: Curly, shaggy, awful.

326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: Socks.

327.) Are you cold or warm?: Cold.

328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: No.

329.) Do you have any makeup on?: No.

330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: No desk!

331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: "Here you are, nine years old, almost a lady, and still getting into mischief like a ragamuffin," said Jessie.

332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: Arts & crafts supplies.

333.) What time is it?: 10:45 AM

334.) Should you be doing something else now?: Responding to messages.

335.) Why aren t you doing it?: Doing this survey.

336.) Is your room a mess now?: Slightly.

337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: No.

338.) What are any people around you doing?: Haven't a clue. I'm in my room, alone.

339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: A lady with hair like a peony.

340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: No.

Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: None at all.

342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: No, men don't typically wear make-up.

343.) If so, what?: N/A.

344.) Are your looks important to you?: Yes, which is why I want to get cosmetic surgery in the future.

345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: Absolutely.

346.) What would you change?: My height, my somatotype, my facial structure, my hair color and type.

347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: Down.

348.) Do you dye your hair?: No.

349.) Do you straighten you hair?: Yes, and I'm hoping to get it permanently straightened in the future.

350.) What color is your hair naturally?: Black.

351.) What is your eye color?: Dark brown.

352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: No.

353.) Do you look like your parents?: Yes. I look like my mother.

354.) Is that good or bad?: Good, she's very beautiful. Though, I wish my features were more chiseled...

355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: No.

356.) Why?: N/A.

357.) Do you have any piercings?: No.

358.) Any tattoos?: No.

359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: No.

360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: No.

Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: Nope, never.

362.) Out of your state?: Yes.

363.) Out of your city?: Yes.

364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: No.

365.) If so, to where and for how long?: N/A.

366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: When I was 2.

367.) In a boat?: No and I never want to due to thalassophobia.

368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: Not anymore.

369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: Unknown.

370.) Do you drive?: Not yet.

Cars
371.) Favorite car?: 1940s vans.

372.) Color for that car?: Black.

373.) Do you have your liscense?: No.

374.) Permit?: No.

375.) Do you like fast cars?: Speed driving makes me anxious for some reason...

Sleep
376.) How long do you sleep each night on average?: 10 hours.

377.) Is this enough?: Yes.

378.) Do you dream every night?: Yes.

379.) Describe a weird dream you had: Something that involved stunning, feminine, ivory bird-like extraterrestrials and their glorious planet; I kept attempting to touch their necks to feel them swallow. Also, something involving my anthro canine character, Becky, where he adopted a pet dog, ironically, and at some point, he and his (future) daughter, Ginny, were attempting to find the dog when it got lost during a simultaneously occurring zombie apocalypse...

380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: I don't believe so.

381.) Do you sleep in school?: Only once when I was in an outpatient unit... This was due to taking medications for the first time that caused me mood shifts and I went through a phase where I was always fatigued.

382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: No, I didn't.

383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: Side.

389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: Not usually.

390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: The one on my phone.

Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: I've only ever been to birthday parties and family reunions and I haven't gone to one in years.

392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: Nyet.

393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: No. I hate being around too many people. It makes me anxious.

394.) Are you a social butterfly?: Non.

395.) Do you go clubbing?: Nay. No intention to.

396.) Ever been drunk?: No, but I have tasted wine before. It was disgusting, but this may be due to the fact that I was 11 and 13 when this happened, and my more mature taste buds might appreciate them more now.

397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: No.

398.) For what?: N/A.

399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: No. I wouldn't know what type, what events, or who to invite anyway.

400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: No. I actually haven't been to a mall in years...

401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: No, no friends to go out with.

402.) Do you like going to arcades?: They're fun.

403.) Is DDR a cool game?: Hmm...?

404.) What about those racing games?: They're okay.

405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: None.

406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: None.

407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: Depends on where I'm going.

408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: No.

409.) Who has the best parties?: God.

Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: No.

412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: Yes, but only for one reason... 6///v///6

413.) Do you have a secret crush?: I don't think so.

414.) Who?: I don't know.

415.) Do they know?: Do they?

416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?: 0

417.) Kissed in the past year?: 0

418.) Do you know what 143 means?: Apparently, it's code for "I love you". Thanks, Google!

419.) How many people have you said "I love you" to?: My family members.

420.) Did you mean it?: Yes.

421.) If you didn t mean in, why did you bother saying it?: N/A.

422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: No.

423.) Where do you go out on dates?: To restaurants. Also, to museums, zoos, planetariums, art galleries, etc.

424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: Never.

425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: No. I may be Bipolar, clinically, but my moods don't change *that* rapidly.

Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Britney.

427.) Justin or JC: I don't care.

428.) Frodo or Sam: I dunno.

429.) B2K or Nsync: I don't care.

430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: Cartman.

431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Frankenstein.

432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: I don't care.

433.) Conan or Jay: I don't care.

434.) Rosie O Donnell or Boy George: I *want* to vote for Boy George because I like him, but I'd say Rosie.

435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: I don't care.

436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: I don't care.

437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews: I don't know.

Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: Carl Barks, Albert Einstein, Doug Jones.

439.) Why do you look up to them?: Carl Barks - Art & Legacy, among being a part of my favorite century and living through it entirely. Albert Einstein - Intelligence. Doug Jones - Beauty, height, ability to wear prosthetics of non-human characters for long periods of time... and getting paid for it! (I'd wear a mask of my character Roger for free!!! ♥)

440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: I'd like to have a combination of their traits, yes.

441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: "Never stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing!" "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep balance, you must keep moving forward!"

442.) Do your parents inspire you?: My mother, yes.

443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: A former one does.

More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: Unknown.

445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: Whenever possible.

446.) What kind?: Glazed chocolate cake, regular, powdered.

447.) Do you like chocolate?: YES!!!! ♥♥♥

448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: I doubt it.

449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: Should I be seeing them? Because I don't think I have.

450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: Both are okay, but I prefer the ones that stay out.

452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: No.

453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: Hmm, good question...

454.) How is this survey so far?: Decent.

455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia ?: I've never seen it.

What s Your Take On
456.) Life: Suffering, with periods of ecstasy and numbness.

457.) The world: Doomed, with some potential somewhere that we may never reach.

458.) President Bush: Don't know.

459.) Ahnhald the Governator!: Who?

460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: Who?

461.) Howard Stern: Who?

462.) The war in Iraq: I hate wars in general. Conflict is one of the most likely ways we'll go extinct and we'll never solve our problems by killing and injuring each other.

463.) the economy: Terrible. It needs fixing.

464.) jay-z retiring: Don't care.

465.) school: Knowledge is power, but you can find a lot of knowledge that isn't shared in school via other sources, and schools need to have a more entertaining way of bringing knowledge to their students so they can feel more tempted to continue going and learn.

466.) going to college: I want to go to RISD in the future!

467.) marriage: Marriage shouldn't be necessary to show one's love. It's mostly there for legal issues. It shouldn't be abolished, per se, but it shouldn't be considered the pinnacle of love, since things like forced and arranged marriages occur and marriages can go sour overtime and a married couple can even despise each other entirely.

468.) football: Needless violence.

469.) baseball: Swing, batta batta, swing!

470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: While it's unhealthy, it's their prerogative, especially if it's a kink/fetish for them.

Do You
471.) Pick your nose?: Occasionally.

472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: Not usually.

473.) Fart a lot?: Not necessarily, but it may depend on what I've eaten and how my food has been digested.

474.) Burp a lot?: No.

475.) Do stupid things in public?: I don't like people who act like clowns in public settings and I would never do so myself.

476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: I haven't ever played golf.

477.) Have random hallucinations?: Rarely.

478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: No.

479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: No.

480.) Wear leg warmers?: No.

481.) Sing in the shower?: Occasionally.

482.) Play any card game?: Crazy Eights is my favorite.

483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: Not necessarily.

484.) Take your pet for a walk?: N/A.

485.) Have a snake?: I wish...

486.) Have webbed feet?: I wish...

487.) Wear colorful socks?: No.

488.) Have a life?: I'm undead.

489.) Drink coffee?: Not without chocolate in it.

490.) Drink tea?: Occasionally.

Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: Grimmgall, Grimminik, Robinik, Roobink, Sametti, Pundane.

492.) Emails?: I have multiple, actually.

493.) Do you have a website?: Yes.

494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: No.

495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: Yes.

496.) What are your favorite websites?: Sheezy, Quora, FurAffinity, Tumblr, Toyhou.se.

497.) What are your favorite online stores?: Etsy, RustyZipper.

498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: Yes.

499.) If so, what?: Commissions, clothing, food, arts and crafts.

500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: Food from Doordash.

501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: Not necessarily.

502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: No.

503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: Riemermann. ♥

504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud?: Hell no.

505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN or GTalk ?: I have an ICQ but nobody to talk to on there.

506.) Whats your desktop background?: A drawing by FurAffinity artist, Neradohor.

507.) Whats your AIM icon?: Don't use it.

508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: 100+

509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: A webcam.

510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: I'd be depressed, but I'd do other things, too.

511.) Whats the best present you've ever received?: Fetish art from a former friend. ♥

512.) Whats the worst present you've ever received?: I don't know.

513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: Why not have it both ways?

514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn t get them one?: Yes.

515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: No.

More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: 10.47.

517.) Favorite day of the week: Thursday.

518.) Favorite fruit: Banana.

519.) Favorite vegetable: Corn.

520.) Favorite lunch meat: Sloppy Joe...?

521.) Favorite candy bar: Almond Joy.

522.) Favorite nail polish: None.

523.) Favorite chair: Hmm...

524.) Favorite early morning show: None.

525.) Favorite morning talk show host: None.

526.) Favorite writing paper: Unknown.

527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: Comics.

528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): My older brother, AJ.

529.) Favorite distant relative: My cousin who died in 2020...

530.) Favorite dessert: Chocolate.

531.) Favorite weather: Sunny.

532.) Favorite season: Autumn and Winter for the aesthetic, Summer for the weather.

533.) Favorite shoe brand: Doc Martens?

534.) Favorite lunch: My mother's homemade beef stew. ♥

535.) Favorite breakfast: Boiled eggs with a toasted ham sandwich.

536.) Favorite author: Brothers Grimm, Kurt Vonnegut.

537.) Favorite place to see concerts: None.

538.) Favorite band to see live: I'd like to see Siouxsie and the Banshees, I guess.

539.) Favorite survey you've ever gotten: Dunno.

More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: Neither.

541.) Alone/With friends: Alone.

542.) Work/Have off: Have off.

543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: Neither.

544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: Blueberry.

545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: Abbot and Costello.

546.) Acid/Shrooms: Never tried either.

547.) Who/The Who: Hmm...?

548.) Older/Newer: Older.

549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Pretzel log.

550.) Have sex/Make love: Neither, I'm asexual.

Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: I don't know.

552.) Skipped school?: No.

553.) Done drugs?: No.

554.) Been drunk?: No.

555.) Been so drunk you couldn't remember your own name?: No.

556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: My stepfather who took weed...?

557.) Gone insane?: Yes.

558.) Been in the hospital overnight?: Yes, in patient units.

559.) Been in a car accident?: Yes, but everyone was unharmed.

560.) A bike accident?: No.

561.) Broken a bone?: No.

562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: I think so.

563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: Don't I do this during the daytime anyway?

564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: No.

565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: No.

566.) More than 12 hours?: No.

567.) How about 5 hours?: I don't know.

568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: No.

569.) Passed out from hunger?: No.

570.) Been to a LAN party?: A what?

Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: No.

572.) How about swim meets?: No.

573.) Tennis matches?: No.

574.) Do you like Family Feud?: Sort of.

575.) The ones with Richard?: Who?

576.) How about Match Game?: Don't know.

577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: I probably should.

578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: No.

579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: Transvestites and transsexuals are all valid and I appreciate their existence. ♥ They make the world a better place.

580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: No, but I want to!

581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: Another state, yes. We're planning on moving within the next 5 years...

582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: No.

583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: No...?

584.) Do you like TiVo?: No.

585.) Do you have a TiVo?: No.

586.) VCR s or DVD players?: DVD.

587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: Yes, moderately.

588.) A vegan?: No

589.) Vegetarian?: No.

590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: When I get older, I'd love to work professionally in the art industry or as a psychologist or a biological scientist.

Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: No.

592.) Two years ago?: No.

593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: No.

594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?: Mary Shelley.

595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: Justin Trudeau, I believe?

596.) The Queen of England?: Queen Elizabeth the Second.

597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: No.

598.) Espanol?: Si, un poquito!!!

599.) Deutsch?: A little bit.

600.) Japanese?: A little bit.

601.) Français?: A little bit.

602.) Chinese?: No.

603.) Portuguese?: Sim, um poco! Thanks to my online Brazillian ex-boyfriend, Dave, who spoke to me in Portuguese 95% of the time.

604.) (If you don't, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): I wish I knew these languages a little more.

606.) The capital of the US?: Washington, DC., which isn't even a state.

607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: No.

608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: English is one of them, I believe.

609.) How to fly a kite?: No.

610.) How to surf?: No.

611.) Skateboard?: No.

612.) How about rollerblade?: No.

613.) What year the Korean war started?: June 25, 1950 - July 27th, 1953.

Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: When I think about how fortunate I am compared to many others... And, of course, pleasant memories with people I no longer communicate with, and the mourning of a certain girl...

615.) Happy eyed?: Seeing beautiful art and kindness in the world.

616.) What song always makes you sad?: I cannot possibly recall, but there is at least one of those.

617.) Happy?: Happy House - Siouxsie and the Banshees.

618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: Mother, Riem, Tensile.

619.) Really depressed?: A certain gal.

620.) Are you a really emotional person?: Yes.

621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: Yes.

622.) A naturally happy person?: No.

623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: Eternity.

624.) What do you do?: Suffer.

625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: Into A Swan - Siouxsie and the Banshees.

The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: Mum.

627.) Talk to you?: Mum.

628.) IM you?: what

629.) Touch you physically?: Mum.

630.) Touch you emotionally?: Mum.

631.) Hurt you?: Certain lady.

632.) Make you feel gooooood?: Mum.

633.) Scold you?: I'd say "Me", but that requires thinking that I'm a person...

634.) Praise you?: Mum.

635.) Say "Hello" to you?: Mum.

Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: Not entirely.

637.) What do other people think of you?: I receive a slew of remarks about my character, but let's say that I'm not easily forgotten, whether I'm beloved or despised or something in between or nothing at all. Most people tend to like me at first and then start hating me, or vice versa.

638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: Not even a person, the lowest lifeform in the universe, if I can even consider myself alive.

639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: Soft, foreign girls...

640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: Yes and no. I feel I can be resilient, but words can still hurt quite a lot and, if coming from the right person, make me suicidal.

641.) A weak person?: Yes and no, but I'm not even a person.

642.) Are you stressed out?: Constantly.

643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: Yes, I can insult myself better than others.

644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: I do until they apologize.

645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: Yes.

MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: Po, Tinky Winky, La La, something else. I only know because my mum loves the Teletubbies and keeps singing the song, even though I've never watched or enjoyed the Teletubbies.

672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: No.

673.) Do you talk Simmish?: I don't think so.

674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: Onay, otnay eallyray.

675.) Isn't pig latin the best?: Meh.

676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: No.

677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfu me or something?: No.

678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: I'd love to.

679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: No.

680.) Are you in an asylum?: My room is an asylum.

681.) College?: No.

682.) What is your favorite scent?: Vanilla.

683.) Do you eat chocolate?: YES!

684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: Burger King.

685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: Slumber.

686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: Losing someone or something you love.

687.) Do like Spongebob?: I liked the earlier seasons.

688.) Do you think he s gay?: Possibly.

689.) How about Squidward?: Could be bi.

690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like [Question that makes me uncomfortable]: No.

691.) Do you do your homework every night?: When I had homework, I used to.

692.) Do you usually get a lot?: No, I never did.

693.) "OOOOOO poor baby": Hmm...?

694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: .............Yes. It was disgusting.

695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: No.

696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: No.

697.) Don t you wish they would make them for humans too?: They're called cookies and graham crackers! Though, a meat flavored cookie would be interesting...

698.) Where is your second home?: My dreams.

699.) Are dollar stores cool?: Yes.

700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don t need to look up?: Mine and my mother's.

701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: Yes.

702.) Can you do the limbo?: No.

703.) Do you make New Year s Resolutions?: Some years, but I don't tend to keep them either.

Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music?: Me...?

705.) Has the coolest name?: My brother...?

706.) Has the best taste in movies?: My mother.

707.) Has the nicest hair?: I dunno.

708.) Has the fittest body?: I dunno.

709.) Do you hang out with most?: My mother.

710.) Has the coolest parents?: My mother.

711.) Lives closest to you?: My mother.

712.) Lives the farthest from you?: All of my internet friends.

713.) Can you relate to most?: A former friend.

714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: My mother.

715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: My mother and my brother.

Word Association!
716.) blow: Bubblegum.

717.) lollipop: Tootsie Rolls.

718.) obnoxious: Millennials & Gen Z.

719.) cold: Antarctica.

720.) hot: The desert.

721.) smell: Nose.

722.) car: Delorian...?

723.) rain: Wet.

724.) wet: Water.

725.) steamy: Train whistle.

726.) bite: Dog.

727.) beer: Bar.

728.) rock: Rocker.

729.) hard: Stone.

730.) soft: Cotton ball.

OK Heres the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: No.

732.) What s your favorite place to be kissed?: Please kiss me on my neck...

733.) Are you a tease?: Perhaps.

734.) Spit or swallow: Please swallow and let me touch your neck while you do it... or at least, do it loudly and try to make it visible on your neck!

More "Do you"
735.) Twirl your hair?: Sometimes.

736.) Hate yourself?: Absolutely.

737.) Want to kill yourself?: Yes. I have 3 suicide plans, actually. I'm just waiting for the right time to carry them out; and in 2 of these cases, the resources needed...

738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: Occasionally.

739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: Yes, both.

740.) Touch your face a lot?: Yes.

741.) Watch MTV?: No.

742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: Yes. Question is, do I have any heterosexual friends?

743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people's differences?: Depends.

744.) Wish you could fly?: Perhaps.

745.) Wish you could be invisible?: Yes.

746.) Read minds?: Yes and no. It would be interesting to see what other people are thinking, and it can be really useful, but people deserve their privacy, and some thoughts can be very disturbing, embarrassing, or hurtful.

747.) Watch wrestling?: No.

748.) Like filling out love surveys?: Yes.

749.) Work out?: Not yet.

750.) Play any sports?: No.

More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?: No.

752.) A speeding ticket?: No.

753.) Been in a fist fight?: Sort of.

754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: No.

755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: No.

756.) Held a gun?: No.

757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: Sort of.

758.) Been used?: Possibly.

759.) Been rejected?: Yes.

760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: Yes...?

761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: Never been on a roller coaster.

762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: Yes.

763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: Yes.

764.) Tackled the mailman?: No.

765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: Yes.

766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: No.

767.) Done crack?: No.

768.) Done cocaine?: No.

769.) Passed out during school?: No.

770.) Had unprotected sex?: No.

More Random Questions
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: Boricua - Puerto Rican. (That's what I technically am!) Don't know the others.

772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: Portuguese.

773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: No.

774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: No.

775.) Do you like hot dogs?: Ones cooked at a store or movie theatre, yes. Not home-boiled.

776.) Are baseball games fun?: No.

777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: No.

778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: Perhaps.

779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: No.

780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: Somewhat.

781.) Do you like U2?: No.

782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?: No.

783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: I should.

784.) Do you straighten your hair?: Yes.

785.) Do you wear sweatpants?: No.

786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: I should!

787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: I don't own any.

788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: No.

789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: Nunca.

790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: Nothing.

791.) How often do you change your underwear?: Every month.

792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: No.

793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?: No.

794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: Yes.

795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?: No.

796.) Do you pray daily?: My mother does, at night.

797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: It's currently unknown. Either I will be taken to an afterlife or my consciousness will cease existing. I do know what'll happen to my body, and that'll either be cremation or decomposition and consumption by underground creatures. ♥

798.) Are you paranoid?: About plenty of things.

799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: Yes.

800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: No.

Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Possibly Donatello.

802.) Power Ranger: Unknown.

803.) Rugrat: Possibly Chuckie.

804.) Powerpuff Girl: Buttercup or Bubbles.

805.) Villain: The Queen in Snow White.

Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?: Yes.

807.) A CPR certification card?: No.

808.) A Member s Only jacket?: No.

809.) A book over 900 pages long?: Possibly.

810.) A porno?: I like watching people swallow things... sometimes I download videos of such content.

811.) A gun?: No.

812.) A pair of toe socks?: No.

813.) A portable DVD player?: I don't know.

814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: No.

815.) A car?: My mum does.

816.) A trucker hat?: No.

817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: No.

818.) A wife beater?: No.

819.) A butcher knife?: No.

820.) A pocket knife?: No.

821.) A Rolex?: No.

822.) A bike?: No.

823.) A thong?: No.

824.) A bikini?: No.

825.) A speedo (guys)?: No.

826.) Anything from Tijuana?: No.

827.) A drum set?: No.

828.) An electric guitar?: No.

829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: No.

830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?: No.

More Random Questions
831.) Do you have fleas?: No.

832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: "It's chaotic, but hey, it's home."

833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: No.

834.) How big is your backyard?: Small, I believe.

835.) Do you like hairy backs?: No.

836.) Hairy chests?: No.

837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: Yes.

838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: Yes.

839.) What does Prilosec treat?: Heartburn, a damaged esophagus, stomach ulcers, and gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD).

841.) Are you on any medication?: Yes, for anxiety, depression, and mania.

842.) Do you have asthma?: No.

843.) Do you have an inhaler?: No.

844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: No.

845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: No.

846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: Spring 2020.

847.) What is your hair length?: Shoulder-length.

848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: No, but I want to learn.

849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: No, but I want to learn.

850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: No.

851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: No.

852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: No.

853.) Do you like the show Recess?: Yes.

854.) What s your take on the show Judge Judy?: I don't like her. She's a bitch and seemed to be a bit misogynistic from the 2 episodes I've seen of her.

855.) When did WW2 start?: September 1, 1939.

856.) When did it end?: September 2, 1945.

857.) What is your nationality?: American.

858.) Where did your family come from?: Puerto Rico.

859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: It's called my mind.

860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: Perhaps.

861.) Do you believe in angels?: No.

862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: No.

863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 100%

864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get people s reactions?: No.

865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: Hmm...?

866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: No.

867.) [another uncomfortable question]: What is this question...?

868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: Hmm...?

869.) Do you collect anything?: Artwork and photographs pertaining to the Disney ducks on my computer.

870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: No.

871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: I believe I may.

872.) Which is your favorite toe?: Big toe, I guess.

873.) Favorite finger?: Pinky.

874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: About 3-4, all not fully descended yet.

875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: No.

876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they re so sad and stupid?: No.

877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: I haven't had my first kiss yet.

878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: N/A. What's wrong with kissing someone of the same sex anyway? Homosexuality isn't immoral or incorrect. It's beautiful.

879.) Do you grind a lot?: Do I what?

880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: I haven't ever done it.

881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: I might be able to if I knew it.

882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: Haven't a clue.

883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: Don't know this either.

884.) OK be honest hows the survey so far?: A bit ridiculous.

885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: I try to.

886.) What time is it?: 1:12 PM..

887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?: No, I only use it when referring to UberEats.

888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really dont?: No.

889.) Can you take a crap in other people s houses without feeling awkward?: Only my grandparents'.

890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: No.

891.) What did you do?: N/A.

892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "Fire trUCK"?: Huh...?

893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: I try not to curse too often, I usually only do it for emphasis, when I'm joking around, or when I'm angered.

894.) Do you think it s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don t?: Meh...

895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: Yes...?

896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: Feces or fecal matter. I detest the words "poop" and "poo", they just sound disgusting.

897.) What does PMS stand for?: Pre-menstrual symptoms.

898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: Hmm...?

899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: No. It's very difficult for me to do so, but I've been trying!

900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60...

901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: Yes, if absolutely necessary. Hopefully, they're not too filthy, though.

902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: Haven't a clue.

903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: I don't have AIM.

904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: Haven't seen any.

905.) How about Good Fellas?: Have seen them either.

906.) Watch the Sopranos?: No.

907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: No.

908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: No.

909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: No, but I wonder what would happen if I did...

910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: Hellvane.

911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: Dead.

912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: No.

913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: No.

914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: Not anymore unless they're showing decent Christmas movies.

915.) Do you use a calculator?: Yes.

916.) What kind is it?; The ones on my devices.

917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: Yes. ♥

918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: I wish I did...

919.) Don't they suck?: N/A.

920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: No.

921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: No.

922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Me - Asperger's, C-PTSD, Bipolar Type II, ADHD. Brother - Moderate-to-severe intellectual/cognitive disability, Schizoaffective Disorder, PDD-NOS. These stem from my paternal relatives. Otherwise, I've known some people that have Autism and many with depression, but not many that have anything more... err... severe?

923.) Are you a racist?: No.

924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: I'll eat whatever I order.

925.) Do you diet?: No, but I should.

926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: I only make promises that I believe I can keep.

Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: Almost every day.

928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: Usually.

929.) How often do you wash your face?: Occasionally.

930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid: Depends on the situation.

931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: No, I use alcohol.

932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: No.

933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: No.

934.) Do you cough a lot?: No.

935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: Cover.

936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: No.

Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: Yes, they've already been mentioned before.

938.) Do you have OCD?: No.

939.) Do you have ADHD?: Yes.

940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: Yes.

941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: Both.

942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: No.

943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: No.

944.) The monkey pox?: No.

945.) The mumps?: No.

946.) The measles?: No.

947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: No...?

The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: I don't think so.

949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: No.

950.) In the newspaper?: I hope not...

951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: No.

952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: No.

953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: I likely wasn't alive when that happened.

954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: Yes.

955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: Who?

956.) Throw me some Polish names: Armandek, Emmilian, Gerwazy, Jacek, Jedrick, Kazimir, Ludoslaw, Marcinek, Radoslaw, Stanislas, Valeska, Zygmunt, Apolonia, Luvyna, Margisia, Marika

957.) What size shoe do you have?: 7-8

958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: About 5.

959.) How big is your wardrobe?: Small

960.) How much do you weigh?: Possibly overwight.

961.) How tall are you?: Let's say 5'8.

962.) Do you have cankles?: No.

963.) Do you have fat wrists?: No.

964.) Fat thighs?: Slightly.

965.) Do you shave your toes?: No

966.) Do you shave your legs?: No.

967.) How often?: N/A.

968.) How about those armpits?: No.

969.) Are you a germaphobe?: Yes, moderately.

970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8.

971.) How many legs do you have?: 2

972.) Do you have braces?: No.

973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: Slightly.

974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: Sometimes.

975.) Do you snore?: Apparently, not.

976.) Do you have your own room?: Yes.

977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: No.

978.) How about an overactive pooper?: No.

979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: No.

980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: Yes, I love him and his movies!

981.) How about Tim Curry?: I don't know him.

982.) Are you ticklish?: Slightly.

983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: Funnily enough... yes, yes I do.

984.) A lesbian aunt?: No.

985.) Do you like salad?: Potato salad.

986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: Yes I have.

987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: No.

988.) Are you artsy?: Yes.

989.) Do you like to eat pie?: Pumpkin and Oreo. I want to try chicken pot pie, though.

990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?: No.

991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: Pumpkin and Oreo.

992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: Yes.

993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: Depends on the situation. Some people like to fill it half-way, while many other times, it's been filled up quite high and drunk down to half emptiness.

994.) Who was the Lone Ranger's, nephew's, horse?: I haven't a clue.

995.) Do you like cheese?: Only mozzarella, grated Parmesan on my pasta, feta cheese, ricotta cheese in my lasagna, and NONE in my sandwiches.

996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: Who?

997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: Hmm...

998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: Hm.

999.) Was it a waste of your time?: Possibly.

1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things? Sometimes, yes.